A repost for the non-myspace crowds.

And then there’s haiku pick-up lines.

It's been awhile hasn't it?
Lack of sleep, time, an' inspiration have kinda kept me away from the pencil an' pad.

I forget how this came about.
Probably boredom.
I figure a few of these might lead to myself getting slapped.

Pick-up lines in haiku format.
For your reading pleasure.

Internal: nice tits.
External: looking for smart.
Internal: smart tits.

Do you like bacon?
It's my favorite protein.
Do you want to strip?

Screw the car keys, babe.
You really do not need them.
To drive me crazy.

I want up in that,
That dirty junk in your trunk.
Ga dunka dunk dunk!

What? A camera?
That would make me a big perv!
Now show me some nips!

Mmmmm, daddy likey.
Oops, did I say that out loud?
Smack me, you bad girl.

Hey! Nice Uniform!
Do you work for UPS?
Here is my package...

Is your name Gillette?
You're the best a man can get!
Oh well, thought I'd ask.

Damn girl! You are hot!
Did you cause global warming?
Who cares? You are hot!

Your dad a farmer?
Those are some real nice melons!
Yup, I'm a charmer.

So I'm pretty huge.
At least by Asian standards.
It's fun being tall.

Hold up. Wait a Sec.
Is that an Adam's apple?
I should drink more huh?

Stars fall from the sky.
Caressing gentle beauty.
Amazing cleavage.

You inspire so much.
The loss of sperm to be blunt.
This time make it mine.